The Blog I Hope My Family Doesn't Find

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

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stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

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johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

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illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

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thefirstmrshummel:

thatsmysteez:

Bianca del Rio makes a dress onstage in under 3 minutes.

If you haven’t yet, I highly suggest that you do.

Watch it.

OH MY GOD

I can’t be the only one who imagined Mickey pausing there, waiting to hear Ian’s answer

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quin-b4:

thisuzerwillselfdestruct:

ifoundalice:

thranduart:

cosplayadoration:

Hocus Pocus. / Costumes: Castle Corsetry / Models: Birds of Play as Winifred and Sarah Sanderson, Chrissy Lynn as Mary Sanderson & Strange Like That Cosplay as Billy Butcherson / Photographer: Joits Photography 

HNNNNNNNNNNGH

The woman cosplaying at winifred as beautiful hands.

BEAUTIFUL

OMG SHE DID THE MARY FACE PERFECTLY SQUEEEEEEE

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make me choose
anonymous asked: Lip Gallagher or Mickey Milkovich

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“We now know that 24 hours without sleep, or a week of sleeping four or five hours a night induces an impairment equivalent to a blood alcohol level of .1 percent. We would never say, ‘This person is a great worker! He’s drunk all the time!’ yet we continue to celebrate people who sacrifice sleep for work.”
— Insights from the doctor who coaches athletes on sleep. Pair with the science of what actually happens while you sleep and how it affects your every waking hour. More on sleep here. (via medicalschool)

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team-free-spuffy:

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

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